Bride
"She’s officially off the market, much to the disappointment of the local pizza delivery guy".
Groom
"The real star of the show (don't tell the bride)."
Maid of Honor
"Most likely to be the reason we aren't allowed back at this venue next year."
Best Man
"I think I was picked for this role by default because the groom doesn’t really have any other friends".
Best Man
"Most likely to need a separate hotel room just to store his 'one more pair, I swear' shoe collection."
Bridesmaid
"Being a bridesmaid is basically being a therapist... just in a much more expensive dress."
Bridesmaid
"She’s my 'ride or die'—mostly because she knows too many of my secrets to ever let me go."
Groomsman
"The best kind of trouble you could ask for."
Bridesman
"Love is in the air... and it smells like cake!"
Groomsman
"This man needs no introduction."
Officiant
"By the power vested in me by me, I now pronounce you 'stuck with each other'—no take-backs."