FAQs

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Do I have to pick a main course?

Answer

No! Dinner will be served buffet-style and I (the groom) have been told that the venue has never run out of food (Not confirmed, further testing required)

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Can I bring my dog?

Answer

....no

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Is there anywhere to stay nearby?

Answer

There are two hotels nearby! We don't know anything about them, but a beds a bed!

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Can I wear my exquisite assless chaps to the wedding?

Answer

Any guests wearing attire not compatible with our outlined dress code will be served Hidden Valley Ranch during cocktail hour.

Question

Coke or Pepsi?

Answer

Coke

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What if my name is Christopher? What then?

Answer

You will be roughly handled behind the bar