Please be seated by 1:55 so that we can start on time! If you are late, you may not be able to join the ceremony.
Summer Cocktail! Dress your best and have some fun!
- Stilettos; you'll be walking on grass! - White of any kind; why would you do that... I mean seriously. - Warm cloths; its going to be hot. -Something stupid; it's not your day ;)
Tacos!
- Sunscreen for the ceremony! - A good attitude... We'll be watching you. - Gifts for your favorite couple of 2026.
- Someone who was not invited. - Your kids... unless explicitly invited. - Anything you can smoke. Unless you want to pay the $300 safety deposit.
Of course, you silly goose. Please RSVP by July 2nd unless you don't want to come.