Maid of Honor
A woman of many titles, people often say that she's the spirit animal of the bride. Just kidding, only we say that. (Humans are animals too, right?)
Best Man
Best Man because Best Bro wasn't an official title and Kayla absolutely wouldn't have allowed "bromance".
Bridesmaid
If ever there were an angel sitting on Kayla's shoulder, keeping her sane and well in line, that angel would be Fernanda.
Groomsman
Fast friends but I'm quickly realizing you are a guy I can count on for almost anything. Thanks for always being there bro
Bridesmaid
By far the sweestest soul I know. To think it started with me talking way too fast and probably too much and grew to late night hair dye sessions and walking down the aisle with me. I couldn't ask for a better friend.
Groomsman
A bond that will never be broken, a bond brought by life and near death experiences. I ate, slept and lived with this man for a long time. Also, you you may need subtitles to understand what he says when he talks. Love you bro.!!
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom but we all know you secretly like me better, kidding! It's no secret ;)
Groomsman
My first and forever best friend. My Brother, the same guy that got me bit by a dog, but all is forgiven lol.
Bridesmaid
My kindred spirit. I thought about uploading our group chat for others to have a chuckle at our mindless banter and then I realized very few people would show up to the wedding and several may actually call the police.
Groomsman
My little brother, the pain in all of our butts when we were growing up lol. But now a great father, husband and brother anyone could ask for. Will give the shirt off his back...but it will be small because he doesn't lift. Love you brother.
Bridesmaid
Our sour patch sister. Super sweet, super sour and you never know which will come first. Absolutely the most thoughtful of the four and in competition for most sensitive too. "A sister is both your mirror and your opposite." (but this one also happens to be our parents favorite.)
Groomsman
Nephew, cousin and coolest cat around. Don't worry ladies, he's single.
Bridesmaid
The oldest and wisest of a clan of wild women. Sisters by birth but here for your unwavering ability to keep the peace. The Nicki to my Louis, if you will.
Groomsman
My brother from another mother, the Vin DIesel to my Paul Walker. My Brochacho.
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the Bride is an often undervalued role. We may not share a dance but we've shared a lifetime and you certainly share my heart. I love you Mom.
Father of the Bride
They say a girls first love is her Father and that is certainly true for this girl, a Daddy's girl through and through. (So for any of you who've never met him, we're essentially the same person. Don't ask him to speak slowly or at a reasonable volume. Also, he's got the moves like Jagger.)
Mother of the Groom
“I will always be grateful to you for showing me the beauty of the world and reminding me that beauty when I was feeling down and discouraged. I love you more than words can express.”
Father of the Groom
“I want to always keep the memories we’ve made, both the good and bad ones. I hope to learn from them and use them while I am raising my children. Thank you for your tutoring. You made me who I am.”
Flower Girl
"Flower Girl" because "Wedding Princess" wasn't an official title.
Ring Bearer
Head Security - please disclose all weapons to security upon arrival. Chances of bribery with candy are minimal. It is not recommended that you approach without notice and consent.