FAQs

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May I bring my youngster?

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No. Though the couple holds dear all humans alike, we humbly ask that none attend save those named upon the scroll of invitation — and we ask all youngsters and infants to remain at home for this occasion.

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May I bring my darling other?

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No. Alas, this wedding is a most intimate affair, reserved for our nearest and dearest. Thus, we humbly beseech thee: let none attend save those whose names are inscribed upon the scroll of invitation please

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When shall I arrive?

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Arrive no earlier than 2:30pm - or thou will see the bride in her gown roaming around which is most inauspicious! And no later than 2:45pm or thou shall miss the ceremony! Please be punctual for this occasion. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟑:𝟎𝟎𝐩𝐦, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝. You may join us afterwards at the reception for merriment.

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What is thy dress code?

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For men: your nicest suit (not white) For women: your nicest dress (not white) For others: either the first or the second, whichever makes you feel most ravishing! Remember to cloak thyself well for it shall be cold! No costumes.

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When/how must I RSVP?

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When: Any night or day before the 30th of June. How: On this website where it is written thusly: "RSVP"

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Can I take photos during the ceremony?

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No. The bride and groom have hired a splendid professional photographer. We would rather thou be present.

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Where shall I park my carriage?

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Parking in the venue is limited, please park along the street. Consider car pooling with other honoured guests!

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May I bestow gifts?

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Worldly gifts are neither required nor expected. If thou does indeed wish to offer a gift of coin, it will be received with gratitude, though thy presence is truly our greatest gift. Our digits are: PAYID: ... Any gold donation shall be enjoyed during our honeymooning. If thou wishes to offer a gift of a worldly item, it will be received with gratitude, though thy presence is truly our greatest gift. There shall be a table for this treasure upon the day of merriment!

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Where can I stay after the revels?

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Send the bride an electronic scroll to discuss onsite accommodation options and include your desire in your RSVP response.