FAQs
The frequently asked questions that no one is frequently asking.
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How long will Joy and Derek be married?
Answer
95 years!
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What is Joy and Derek's favorite meal?
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Breakfast - best meal of the day. ;)
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Do Joy and Derek want you to dance at their reception?
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You'd better.
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What is the longest walk Joy and Derek have been on?
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5 hours... Joy's toes were about to fall off by the end... #noregrets
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Which is the best: Lowe's, Home Depot or Menards?
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If you picked Lowe's, you're wrong.
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If Derek could have any color of Crocs, what color would they be?
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Dark charcoal, because he’s bougie.
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What's Joy's favorite Christmas hymn?
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Who's that there in yonder stall?
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What is the plural of cul de sac?
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Culs de sac (we are just as confused as you).
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Who is the roastiest poet?
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Paul the apostle. - Korey Wettstein 2021
For all the days along the way