Maid of Honor
Little sister? More like biggest inspiration. Rachel has taught Kelly about courage, strength, and determination through every obstacle she's faced. After stealing Kelly's thunder on her 3rd birthday party, Rachel's triumphant entry into the world has prompted an obsession with lucky number 3.
Matron of Honor
Alyssa and Kelly met while in graduate school together at Oklahoma State University, and became fast friends over long coffee dates and fishbowl margarita's at Fuzzy's Taco Shop. On Alyssa's wedding day, Kelly stood right next to her - then proceeded to give John non-subtle hints that they should be next. 3 years later counts, right?
Bridesmaid
Christine and Kelly met in high school through mutual friends, and quickly bonded over "rebellious" teenage activities that involved... getting coffee and ice cream at the same time. Kelly credits Christine with expanding her vocabulary and perfecting the "uh huh, yeah!" head bob of someone who has no idea what they're saying.
Bridesmaid
Kaylen was Kelly's godsend during the pandemic. After becoming fast friends in their Oklahoma neighborhood, a bond was formed over mutual "basic white girl" loves such as coffee shops + Target runs + wedding Pinterest boards. Kelly is only *slightly* bitter that John didn't get the #ringwatch memo as soon as Collin and Kaylen did.
Best Man
Best Man
Collin first met John and Kelly when they were struggling to get a refrigerator through the front door. He’s been asking for flour and eggs ever since then. If Collin isn't with John playing Cards Against Humanity, you can almost certainly find him in the backyard grilling John's next "experiment."
Groomsman
He's famous for convincing John that he ate their pet cow, Babs, only to reveal later that it was a prank. Kelly now makes sure to say "MOOOO" whenever John's burgers aren't cooked medium-rare.
Groomsman
John credits his oldest brother, Kevin, with starting his lifelong fear of snakes. One night, Kevin snuck in John's room and put a snake on his chest while he was sleeping. Let's just say that John has an "Indiana Jones" approach to snakes today.
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Groom
Honor Attendant
Officiant