Maid of Honor
Owns 30+ pairs of sneakers.
Best Man
Does not listen.
Bridesmaid
Knows every word to every song.
Groomsman
Scared of gopher holes (but not gophers).
Bridesmaid
Hates the beach.
Groomsman
Coachella mvp.
Bridesmaid
Aspiring comedian.
Groomsman
Has never ridden a horse.
Bridesmaid
Runs faster than you.