FAQs

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Will Rachel look hot?

Answer

You bet your ass she will.

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Will Joe get drunk?

Answer

By the end of the night yes. But I have to keep it under control through dinner.

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Will there be fireworks?

Answer

Absolutely. It’s the 4th of July. Get real.

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What kind of beer will there be?

Answer

Free.

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What kind of wine will there be?

Answer

Free.

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Should we bring a gift?

Answer

Uhhh... it’s kind of customary isn’t it?

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What kind of food will there be?

Answer

4th of July cookout style meal. Burgers, hot dogs, sausage, chicken.

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Can we bring children?

Answer

Yes. But please keep them under control. There will be a life guard but ultimately they are your responsibility.

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Can we camp is Uber/Lyft available?

Answer

Yes x 3