Who would have guessed Tinder would lead us here? Certainly not either of us. Probably none of our friends either, after many late nights and hours spent revising our dating profiles and openers. Alas, here we are 5 years later. After Joe's seamless and sure-fire query of "Is Boardy Barn even any good?", how couldn't Marisa be enamored with his smooth-talking and effortless confidence? She was hooked after 1 message.