I’ll be there for you my darling, through thick and through thin When your mind’s in a mess and your head’s in a spin When your plane’s been delayed and you’ve missed the last train. When life is just threatening to drive you insane When your thrilling “whodunit” has lost its last page When somebody tells you you’re looking your age When you’re coffee’s too cool and your wine is too warm When the forecast said “great” but you’re stuck in a storm When your quick break hotel turns into a slum And our holiday photos show only your thumb When the food you most love breaks you out in red rashes When as soon as you boot up the bloody thing crashes So my darling ,my sweetheart , my dear... When you break a rule, when you act a fool, When you’ve got the flu, when you are in a stew When you’re last in the queue, don’t feel blue because.. I’m telling you, I’ll be there. -Louise Cuddon