Maid of Honor
Manifested a glorious friendship with the bride via posting puns on each other's Facebook pages. Hiking enthusiast, nature lover, clean eater and deep thinker. Forever friend no matter distance.
Maid of Honor
Jordan's college bestie and emotional twin sister. Amateur psychologist, professional empathizer. Loves bad jokes, flowers, honeycrisp apples, and a nice nap.
Bridesmaid
Born and raised in Boston, Haley has a no-nonsense outlook on life. She says the shady things that Jordan is thinking but is too nice to say. She's a savage, classy, bougie, ratchet.
Bridesmaid
John's Big "little" sister. Funniest in the fam. Short but strong.
Bridesmaid
John's oldest and weirdest sister. Elementary Music Teacher. Animal lover. Food enthusiast.
Bridesmaid
Jordan's superstar of a sister. Professional athlete. Highly renowned movie critic. Comedian. Singer/Songwriter.
Bridesmaid
Some call it congenital anosmia, but she's John and Jordan's worst-smelling friend. Loyal advocate of John & Jordan's relationship. Appreciates dogs, ears, and dog ears. AKA Mother Theresa.
Best Man
Should John magician, I would be the most surprised. There were many days We both laughed until we cried. In more words reduced: Wanderer, outdoorsy, guru. The honor is mine To stand there for the I do.
Best Man
John's brother from another mother. Mechanical Engineer. Pun master. Soccer superfan. SpongeBob quoting professional.
Groomsman
A long time ago in a city not that far away... LOVE! John has decided to marry Jordan. To stand with him on this momentous occasion are a group of excellent FRIENDS. One such person given this honor is ANTHONY WALDEN, handshake enthusiast, Equestrian Physicist and Unofficial ROOMMATE.
Groomsman
Car geek. Mechanical Engineer. Loves fishing and staying fit.
Groomsman
Jordan's brain twin. A fellow Office enthusiast and a card carrying Bible nerd. Photographer. Life long friend.
Groomsman
John's college roommate. Taught John everything he knows except for anything John knows how to do that isn't juggling.
Groomsman
John is my oldest friend. Knew him since we were chubby cheek babies. I'm super proud of the man he has become and am blessed to see the growth through the past 23 years of my life.
Groomsman
AKA Chris Night. Creator of bangers such as Sweet Tooth and News. Jordan's brother from another mother.