As much as we would love to have your entire family attend, we respectfully ask that you not bring children under the age of 18. We understand that the very little ones (<2 years old) may rage too hard in your absence, and so you are welcome to bring these monsters.
In order to keep Arlo out of the wedding, no other pets are allowed. Also, no birds, because...birds.
Acceptable alternatives include: (1) overalls, (2) flannel with bolo tie, or (3) your birthday suit.
sunscreen, bug spray, aquatic flotation device, aqua socks, bathing suit, and a positive attitude.