Cocktail attire! Most importantly, wear something comfortable and get ready to dance! It's legally required that you dance. If you don't dance, we'll know, and we'll send someone to your house.
We want our guests to understand the creep of authoritarian culture extends to celebrations, as well.
If you feel overwhelmed, we will have areas available where you can have some space and catch your breath. Please make sure you are taking care of yourself!
Yes! Make sure you let us know in advance, but vegan, gluten-free, and other dietary restrictions can be accommodated. We tried them and they're really good!
Unless they are exactly our niece or nephew, no. Your kid isn't built for this. They can't hang.
We're in our 30s so we already have way too much stuff. In lieu of gifts, please consider donating to these organizations: Assata's Daughters: https://www.assatasdaughters.org/ Chicago's Food Bank: https://www.chicagosfoodbank.org/ Greater Chicago Legal Clinic: https://www.gclclaw.org/ Water is Life: https://www.waterislifegaza.org/
We are being entirely serious when we say your presence is the best gift you can give. But if you insist, you can donate to our honeymoon fund, and help Jess achieve her dream of dragging Simon around the Scottish Highlands. Our Venmo accounts are: @SimonKamerow @jgwilson15 Please contact us if you would prefer to contribute via another method!
He typed them! We guarantee every word was reviewed by Jess ahead of publication.