Matron of Honor
The one the Bride kept talking at to the point our relationship once was described as "I listen, she talks"
Best Man
Adult of the Groom.
Bridesman
The one who gives the best wisdom aka Pseudo Big Brother of the Bride
Groomswoman
Beer guide to the Groom.
Bridesmaid
The one who inspires the Bride for their confidence, resilience and hustle.
Groomsman
Con man to the Groom
Bridesmaid
The one the Bride randomly met and said they would be best friends... and it actually happened!
Groomsman
DeadPool to the Groom.
Bridesmaid
The one who assists the Bride with getting out of playing Digimon.
Groomsman
Sensor of the Groom.
Officiant
The one who taught the Bride that fun in marriage is important, especially when you get to try new beers and restaurants in DC.
Flower man
"Oh Hi Mark" to the Groom.