FAQs

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Why are you finally getting married?

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Because it seems like that whole tax thing is cool. And honestly, health care is weird.

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Why does this all feel so last minute?

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Honestly, we were just going to go to the courthouse and then have dinner with our closest family. There was a venue/budget change and we wanted to expand our invitation pool to the people we absolutely wanted to have present if we ever got married.

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Why are you getting married on a Monday?

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Because the 26th is our anniversary and neither of us wants to remember a different date.

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What are you doing for work right now?

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E: Working at Trader Joe's and the UC Berkeley Library in the Conservation and Preservation Department. J: Working as a butcher and a baker. I'm one step away from being a nursery rhyme.

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What did you think the first time you saw each other?

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E: That I liked his floppy blue mohawk and how thick his legs looked on this fixie bike and how loud he could yell. J: That's a cute chick reading a comic book.

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What is your favorite dive bar drink?

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E: Shot of well tequila with training wheels and a Miller High Life J: Beer and a shot

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Should sandwiches be cut into rectangles or triangles?

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J: Empirically, triangles are more delicious. Unless we're talking about a PB&J then it's rectangles. E: Oh my god it doesn't matter.

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If you were a DND character what would you be?

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J: Twilight Cleric E: Oath of Redemption Paladin

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Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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J: Yes, but also everything is a taco. E: No, but I can agree that maybe it's a taco.

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What's your favorite piece of classical music?

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E: Bolero by Ravel J: Carmina Burana by Carl Orff

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What is your favorite Armenian Nu Metal Band?

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J: System of a Down E: System of a Down

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What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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42