Best Man
My brother Geno has been there since day one. From the moment I stepped into this world he’s been bullying me, harassing me, and making sure to give me a tough time in life. Thanks for your contributions big bro.
Maid of Honor
The keeper of all great secrets. The brewer of all good tea. The palm tree of the coldest shade.
Groomsman
-“I know you getting married and all but flights to LA mad cheap right now!”
Bridesmaid
Britt: when you get here I have a list of 100 things to do! Alexus: bet! *neither of them did anything on this imaginary list for they both sat in bed for week eating Doritos*
Groomsman
I met Anthony through Derrick and we just clicked. This man will have you crying with laughter. I’m not a sure why his jokes are always about me though.
Bridesmaid
Built a bond over our petty disposition and rude sense of humor
Groomsman
The lightest dark skin man I know and a true North O legend.
Bridesmaid
.....I think we went to high school together? Right? I dunno
Groomsman
Domonic has been corrupting me since way back when, but I forgive him.
Bridesmaid
RayRay: Lets play mermaids! Britt: Girl I’m definitely not getting my hair wet, I might stick my toes in while you splash around tho!
Groomsman
Nobody: Literally no one ever: Daysean February 2019: *You next up for marriage boy!!!* Me: *nah I’m good*
Bridesmaid
wooot wooot woooooot woot woooot wooooo woooo ooowoahhhwoahhh-Beyoncé, because who is Michelle?
Groomsman
Derrick:*calls Brandon* Brandon: Yooooooo Derrick: If I can’t wear the Tims I ain’t coming.
Bridesmaid
Elanna: Ok Britt, let’s go over the budget one more time Britt: ok! Only spend $20! Sephora Cashier: Ok ladies that will be $7,278.90
Groomsman
I met Jordan through Quandell(Q) along with his wife at one of Q’s notorious functions. At the time he made it a point to not introduce me to his niece Brittany. It’s all good because I found a way.
Bridesmaid
Britt! Let’s do a movie night together! Or literally any type of bonding. Britt: *never text back*
Honor Attendant
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer