
I said "I'm going to act like this forever and you're stuck with me" and he said, "in every alternate timeline we end up together so I believe, that it is YOU, good sir, who is stuck with ME."

There was a big butt in the sky we were looking at.

The religious right said gay weddings are going to defile the sanctity of traditional marriage. They were correct.

We have faces but we have hidden them.