Mother of the Bride
Do not under any circumstances let her get ahold of the sour cream.
Mother of the Groom
Secretly works for Big Mushroom, will 100% try and sell you a watch.
Father of the Bride
Never met a blue mountain he didn't like. Longhorn Steakhouse hates to see him coming.
Father of the Groom
Marriott Bonvoy Titanium Elite Member. Only goes to McDonalds for the chicken wings.
Brother of the Bride
Don't even think about touching his tennis racket. Fugitive of Stendarr.
Brother of the Groom
Backup A.V. specialist. Has been preparing his karaoke performance all year.
Grandmother of the Bride
She's a heck of an Uno player and an even better rapper.
Grandmother of the Groom
Sketchy shipping containers don't stand a chance on her watch. Looks sweet, has connections.
Grandfather of the Bride
Men respect him, fish fear him.
Grandfather of the Groom
Unsuccessfully converted Johnny to his baseball team. Is going to tear up the dance floor.
Grandmother of the Bride
Count the spoons after she leaves.
Grandmother of the Groom
Proud owner of the 1 and only Johnny potholder. Ripped pants beware.
Candle Lighter
If she's on the floor in the Photo Booth, don't panic. She tends to do that.
Grandmother of the Groom
Fantastic grandma, even better pepperoni bread chef.
Ring Bearer
Small hand on your plate? Don't worry it belongs to him.