Maid of Honor
Baker. Lawyer. Curler of Hair (The Bride does not know how). Printer of many a paper written by the bride at the last minute. Irreplaceable friend.
Best Man
The Core Four. Potato State Resident. Has a dog named Walter. Walter should be the best man.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom. Lives in NYC. Neither of us understand her job, so it's probably very cool and important.
Best Man
The Core Four. Unofficial security.
Bridesmaid
Long time friend of the groom. Recently stolen by bride, because bride is cool.
Best Man
The Core Four. Cardigan Wearer. The 'Cooler Head' people are always saying prevails.
Flower Girl
Simply the COOLEST kid around.
Officiant
As Seen on TV. Former Boss and Mentor. We made him become a notary for this.