Bride
A Little Treat solving Big Problems
Groom
Dunkin' Enthusiast
Maid of Honor
Ms. Frizzle is her typecast
Best Man
Reads his daughter the AP Music Theory texbook as a bedtime story
Bridesmaid
Semi-Professional Third Wheel (Retired)
Groomsman
Gym Champ™
Bridesmaid
Plays a chaos wizard on stage, is one in real life
Groomsman
Almost as tall as Lauren
Bridesmaid
Hasn't acquired a British accent (yet)
Groomsman
A Reformed Baritone
Bridesmaid
Can break a glass with her voice
Groomsman
Some call him Jaboballin Cannonathy. Most, don't.
Bridesmaid
Honestly, could *also* break a glass with her voice
Groomsman
Prolific songwriter (exclusively about horses and fish)
Bridesmaid
Loves the finer strings in life (for violin, that is)
Groomsman
The B stands for Piano
Bridesmaid
The only one to bring tall genetics into the family
Groomsman
The token STEM kid
Groomsman
His life is a Dos Equis commercial
Officiant
Her first words to Lauren were, "NOW YOU WILL BEAR THE FULL BRUNT OF MY RAGE"
Junior Bridesmaids
Ring Bearers
Parents of the Bride
Parents of the Groom
Sister and Brother-In-Law of the Groom
Brother of the Groom
Flower Girl