Wedding Party
John
Groom
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.
Kim
Bride
The instigator of this party.
Payson
Ring "Bear" (How I Met Your Mother reference)
Payson has the best soul and is integral to our every day life. We could not see having a wedding without her present. So, the fact that we aren't at a fancier venue, is because they (in their narrow-mindedness) won't allow "dogs." Except those "purse-sized" dogs. We consider that sizist, and won't stand for it. So, THANK YOU Falls Wedding and Event Center for being a welcoming space for our family.
Joe and Debbie
Ring "Bear" Guardians
Joe and Debbie are our dearest friends, and are Payson's God Parents. Yes, we know that it is unusual to have God Parents for a dog. But, our dog is very spiritual, and we think that the most responsible thing we could do is provide for her spiritual growth. Payson is the kindest dog ever, and will take whatever food you offer her in order to please you- even kale. For her well-being, please, don't offer her any food. Her God Parents will make sure that her needs are met, and that you don't try to feed her kale. You know who you are...
Usher
Usher
Sadly, Usher will not be our usher. We don't even know him. Wish we did. There will be no "bride's side" or "groom's side." There may not even be many chairs at the ceremony. We're all family at this event. So, unless something appears reserved, you are welcome to use it.