Darn tootin'
This will not be a completely vaccinated wedding. Though we have made all precautions necessary to have as many people vaccinated and those who have not will be tested ahead of the event. Elena and I have spent a considerable amount of time and effort to ensure your safety.
This is a destination wedding and we are encouraging people to visit our registry or order online; as not to have people travel with extra luggage.
Main course: PIZZA!!! Margharita pizza, Mushroom pizza, Pepperoni pizza Appetizers: Garden salad, Meatballs, Caprese skewers, Grilled shrimp Drinks: Beer, wine, and non-alcoholic drinks. Liquor is discouraged....wink wink.
Duh
Are you serious?
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