August 2016: Jill messages Dan on Bumble™. March 2017: Jill and Dan exchange phone numbers. ::crickets:: November 2017: Dan and Jill are still looking for love. They cross paths on Hinge™. November 2017: Dan and Jill go on the most epic first date ever. Jill happily agrees to be Dan's date to a NYE wedding (shoutout to The Lambs!). They are inseparable ever since. August 2018: Jill, Dan, and Hoffa become roommates. May 2019: Dan proposes. October 2020: Err...let's try this again. See you in the future! September 2021: They become the Howelltagnas. Or the Bowells. They haven't decided.