Best Man
Tres Amigos Cazadores Leches Velasquez was rescued from a Mexican cartel shelter after getting caught by the Federales for smuggling drugs across the border. At the time of his arrest he had the longest track record for evading the cops. Why? Because who is going to suspect a 3 legged doggo for smuggling? He has since retired to Vegas to live out his life working for a sports book on the Las Vegas strip in his spare time when he isn't chasing cats and peeing on the carpet. JK but he is the best 3 legged nugget this side of the Mississippi and will be escorting Vince down the aisle as he marries his mom Jessica
Man of Honor
Wilhelm Pierre Velasquez was left for dead at a shelter after a bar scuffle (you should see the other guy) that cost him his left eye. #1738. After meeting with his foster dad NGHTMRE we decided he would be the perfect fit and we had no clue we were getting the most spoiled, mischievous nugget ever but he had proven himself to be the best nugget to ever walk this earth. He will be escorting Jessica down the aisle to marry his dad