Wedding Party
Ash Zhivotovsky
Matron of Honor
She knew this relationship would work out because she felt it in her crystals. If she asks you to watch her stick something to her forehead, politely decline.
Dave Rosencrans
Best Man
Don't be embarrassed if you congratulate him at the wedding by mistake. And if you see him playing Groom for sunny pictures, just know it's for the best.
Katie Kurtz
Bridesmaid
Most people's favorite triplet until she left for Seattle. Spark a conversation by asking her how many times she's been stranded on a sail boat.
Ryan Vasina
Groomsman
Didn't make it professionally in homemade fireworks after setting a lawn on fire. Survived the Great Cowpocalypse of Eastern Colorado.
TiAn Vetter
Bridesmaid
Jess's step-in therapist, assumed to be on call 24/7 although we don't remember her agreeing to that. Can't be seated near Jess after they've cried together at too many restaurant tables.
Jackson Doyle
Groomsman
Rumored to have broken his leg on purpose to avoid marching during Air Force training. Someone explain to him air fryers don't belong in bedroom closets.
Sam Thompson
Bridesmaid
Her proudest moment was getting a wienie whistle at the wiener mobile. We'll seat her at ground level during the ceremony because Jess has accidentally dragged her down too many bleachers.
Nick Gentz
Groomsman
Nick hit max level in fish tanks, paddle boarding, and indoor plants. Give him new hobby suggestions to keep busy at work.
Nate Zhivotovsky
Bridesman
Nate's eaten so much Chipotle he could have catered the wedding with rewards. Unfortunately for him, wedding meals were included. He'll take your food related grievances.
Evan Baugh
Groomsman
Evan may take a break from the ceremony to work on dynamic golf stretches. Don't judge, we know there's never a day off on the road to breaking 80.
Kyle Hill
Groomsman
Kyle will tell you camping in the snow is enjoyable and you don't have to agree. Once slept under the stars after multiple bear sightings in the area.
Brandon Chin
Bridesman
Doubles as a mechanic after fixing Jess's broken down car on the side of the road (the steering wheel was locked). Bring him a drink and ask what his DoodleBob tattoo is holding.
Jesse Lindsey
Groomsman
Jesse walked under too many ladders as a kid and developed chronic bad luck. Be warned, introducing yourself may get you invited to a concert in Denver.
Savannah Vetter
Flower Girl
Savannah is Jessica's crafting protégé and favorite girlie to compete against in dive toy retrieval races. Ask her about how many times Jess has talked about DDV (Disney Dreamlight Valley). Hint... too many times.
Nancy Croft
Officiant
"Nanners" mastered chocolate chip cookies and now has to double or triple the recipe when Mike visits. She may be willing to share her secret recipe if you ask nicely.