Maid of Honor
Who I would have married if Jaime didn't come along.
Best Man
Who Jaime would have married if I didn't come along.
Bridesmaid
If the words "ride or die" were a literal person, this is her.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
A real life representation of Bo Burnham and Greta Van Fleet incarnate.
Groomsman
We met in room B118 and we have been friends ever since.
Bridesmaid
Will be cut off from the open bar first but go home last.
Groomsman
* Playstation sound *
Bridesmaid
Will drink more than anyone but will be caring for all of us by the end of the night. It's the Wisconsin blood in her.
Groomsman
The smartest dumb person you'll ever meet.
Bridesmaid
Will win every game of cornhole if challenged. The definition of quiet but deadly.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
The one person that may cry before I do.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman