Noble guests, by royal decree, you are invited to wear garments of black hue as we gather in celebration of eternal love and enchantment.
If they were not on the invitation, we request that you leave your littles at home. All unmonitored children will be eaten.
In keeping with the order of the realm, only guests whose names are inscribed upon the invitation may attend the festivities.
There will be a cash bar available for your enjoyment. Don't forget to tip the bar wench!