Jess & Ben
Runners and Riders
Jess
Bride
The best looking Elvis impersonator this side of the Mississippi.
Ben
Groom
The handsomest man in Christendom.
Simon Rae
Best Man
The funniest, nicest, most considerate, brilliant, modest, knowledgable, honest, witty, generous, diligent, courageous, prosperous, confident, grounded, delightful, benevolent, clever, talented, dapper, hard working, charitable man in Stockwell. Second handsomest man in Christendom. **This bio is subject to change after stag.
Jeremy Fitch
Usher
Surprisingly consistent part of Ben's life so far. Jeremy got the looks, sporting ability and humour. Luckily Ben got being good at maths and running around in circles.
Florrie Weir
Bridesmaid
Truly her parents' daughter - inherited her blonde curls and good nature from her mother and being a total show-off from her father. Happiest when dressed as a princess (father's side) at mud club (mother's side). Would like to be complemented on her outfit.
Aoife Weir
Bridesmaid
Will be causing havoc for Olympic commentators the world over in years to come as she shares Auntie Jess's sporting prowess, but not her easy to pronounce name.
Ric Waine
Usher
Arguably the most practical of the Ushers, ask him about anything from Artificial Intelligence and robots to farming and bicycles. Not to be confused with namesake and doppelgänger Rich Wainwright.
Angus Brooksby
Usher
Arguably the least practical of the Ushers. In the wedding party for his looks and charm. Ask him anything from 90s Norwich City footballers and crack spreads to Colman's mustard and the Cubs. Not to be confused with Grant Holt.
Feski Ferrier
Babe of Honour
Naughty but nice. Does an excellent worm. A true force of nature, this tiger operates in high definition and at full volume. The dance floor is her jungle: most likely to challenge Jess's Dad to a dance-off.
Connie Anderson
Babe of Honour
Nice but naughty. Does an excellent Macarena. Don't be fooled by the blue eyes and winning smile, this blonde bombshell is most likely to be trying to divert the bus home to Taunton's premier night club.
Andy Burgess
Usher
A man of ambition, some of his family haven't left Goostrey since the Doomsday Book but Andy has made it all the way to Somerset. Useful to know: bust your knee dancing too hard and he'll be able to rebuild it with things in his car boot.
Magic Paul Nicol
Usher
Part time magician and full time legend. Paul introduced Jess and Ben: what he saw is anyone's guess!
Alice Frizzel
Babe of Honour
Much like the bride and groom, better looking in real life. A true friend - stuck with Jess, her mess and her dubious culinary experiments for 10 years as a housemate despite numerous better offers. Her enthusiasm and coordination on the croquet pitch make her one to watch (out for!) at skittles.