Jess & Sarahjane
Wedding Party
SarahJane Koons
Bride
The person everyone calls when their “dog ate ____”! Lover of loud bikes and louder metal. The calm and quiet to Jess’ storm. A walking encyclopedia on sharks and serial killers.
Jess Marshall
Bride
The walking embodiment of that Meredith Brooks song. The one that will tell the waiter when they bring SarahJane the wrong food, but will insist on tipping at least 25%. The light at the end of the tunnel for SarahJane, plot twist Sarah, it’s a freight train!
Samantha Balch
Best Woman
SarahJane’s longtime best friend, and adventure buddy for both brides. Behind the scenes voice of reason and cheerleader.
Stephanie “Dude” Smith
Groomswoman
Nichole’s partner, and most likely mastermind, behind Jess and SarahJane’s meeting. She is a long time friend of both brides.
Tiffany
Groomswoman
Childhood friend of SarahJane. She shares the love of needlessly loud rock and metal music with both the brides. Behind the scenes reason for the lack of silence at our wedding!
Brandi Howard
Bridesmaid
A coworker of SarahJane and friend to both brides. The oldest soul trapped in the youngest body. She is always good for a hilarious conversation or a silly up-nose selfie when you are feeling down.
Nichole Smith
Maid of Honor
Jess’ best friend, and the whole reason y’all squeezin in your dress clothes! She introduced the brides to one another over Margaritas.
Jasmine
Bridesmaid
Jess’ beautiful second daughter, kind, gentle, and more than a little nutty! She loves puppies and serial killers, much like SarahJane. She’s the one responsible for bringing the brides their 3-legged tornado “Kevin”.
Alexis
Honor Attendant
Jess’ oldest child, a free spirit like her mama with an angelic voice. Alexis will do the honor of giving her mother away. Really, what child doesn’t want to thrust their mother at someone and say “here she’s your problem now”?
Wyatt
Ring Bearer
Jess’ youngest child, and only son. Walks upright, but that is the only thing that sets him apart from the wild beasties of fable. He has been tasked to deliver the rings, a job he is taking very seriously! Jess’ boy has been gifted with an incredible imagination and larger than life personality.
Jane Koons
Mother of the Bride
Jane is celebrating with the brides in spirit. SarahJane’s beloved mother is also responsible for the creation of the magnificent human that is Sarah! While Jess was never able to meet her in life Sarah said they share the love of crab legs, tequila, and of course SarahJane. She is the “fire” that lights Sarah, from the hair to the “take no s**t” attitude.
Remington Koons
Father of the Bride
The man responsible for the wonderful SarahJane. He gifted her with passion for motorcycles and animals. He taught her the infinite patience required to put up with Jess! He can also be credited for bestowing her with an incredible work ethic.
Joan Staggenborg
Mother of the Bride
Jess’ beloved mother, the woman responsible for her unshakable strength. She has been Jess’ most trusted advisor in life and love, as well as an unstoppable example of working hard to achieve your dreams.
Amber Banda
Officiant
Friend of both brides, and Samantha’s fiancé. A woman of deep faith and spirituality. Always up for “deep discussions about anything and everything”with Jess over drinks.