FAQs

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Should I attend?

Answer

Probably not.

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Will there be any celebrity appearances?

Answer

Unlikely.

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Is there a dress code?

Answer

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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Will there be goodie bags?

Answer

Obviously.

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What is an appropriate gift?

Answer

CA$H MONEY.

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Are pets allowed?

Answer

Only if their dancing is up to our standards.