We love you and your kids, however, tonight lets leave the kids with a sitter and live our best lives!
Your invite is addressed to whom is invited. The person you met at the club last night, aint invited.
Once our ceremony begins, the doors will not be opened. We will see you at the reception.
We will have wine, beer and Rum punch. If you think you will be thirstier than that, please supply your own beverage of choice.