Wedding Party
Lety
Maid of Honor
Kim and Lety met in 2013 while working at the same after-school program. They worked together so much that they called each other "Work wives." You can often find them gorging themselves on their body weight in Sushi and thrifting for clothes they probably don't need.
Sonya
Matron of Honor
Kim and Sonya formed a trauma bond while teaching middle school in Soledad. They soon joined a "friends with benefits" workout program and acted like idiots in the gym twice a week with a trainer. Now you can find them talking about smutty romance novels, tearing up Disneyland, or sipping cocktails.
Julie
Bridesmaid
Julie has known Kim since birth because she is lucky enough to be her sister (you can tell which sister is writing this). They have been together through life's ups and downs, and you can find them bonding over playing the Sims and (trashy) romance novels.
Nicole
Bridesmaid
Nicole and Kim are different flavors of the same person. It seems sometimes that they switch off who gets to use the final brain cell, but they have a great time doing it! You can find them at drag brunch, Miss Angelines, or doing Disney sing-a-longs.
Chloe
Bridesmaid
Chlo Chlo and Kimothy work together and help keep each other sane. When one says, "Do you have a moment to speak in my office?" you know there is about to be some chisme. You can often find them coming up with silly nicknames with one another or plotting how to get HR to allow them to leave early for massages.
Kim
Best Woman
Jeremy met Kim at a very young age. Little did he know that she would grow up to be what is referred to in the scientific community as a "Dorkus malorkus". They can generally be found quoting The Simpsons, watching horror movies, or discussing retro video games.
Sam
Groomsman
Not only does Sam have the coolest uncle ever but he could best be described as; The name's Sammy and I rock the telly I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli I'm the kung-fu hippie from gangsta city I'm a rappin' surfer you the fool I pity
Anthony
Groomsman
The youngest of Jeremy's nephews can be found in his natural habitat, talking about Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and other things Jeremy is too old to understand. What the heck is a TikTok?
Joe
Groomsman
Kim met Joe on the day she was born (probably, the memory of their meeting is a bit fuzzy). They spent their childhood being mistaken for twins, much to their dismay. You can find them making turkey noises at one another, drinking IPAs, and complaining about where the other one lives.
