Maid of Honor
The realest of the real. The one who’s seen the good, the bad, and the downright ugly terrifying mess. The one who has been there since the very beginning in the Brownie era. She’s the one who knows everything before everyone, and knows more than anyone. I couldn’t go through this without her.
Best Man
Known him since high school, the best roommate a guy could have until he left me for the New York Film Academy. The #1 bro to do dumb shit with.
Bridesmaid
Been there since freshman year of JWU, was my husband first (have we legally divorced?) lived with me longer then any college roommate,
Groomsman
Matching tattoos, always making sure we show up to the concert only to see the last band play. If anyone’s showing up late to the party it’s Dave, he’s gotta wash his pants.
Bridesmaid
Let’s just be realistic, she’s the reason for the grey hair. However, she’s the one who in turn helped me be responsible even when I didn’t want to be. She’s been there from the beginning of Jeremy and I. She’s been the sounding board, the one who didn’t let him off that easily, the one who was always on my side. The one who was all “finally!” when he removed his head from his butt.
Groomsman
My #1 juggalo. One of my first friends when I moved to West Lebanon, his mom still keeps me in line.
Junior Bridesmaid
Our “Toria” my favorite niece. Our special day would not be complete without her.
Junior Groomsman
First child, broke the parenting cherry. You’ll find him by the snack buffet, not the dance floor. He’s my quiet goofy gamer, accepts tips in the form of vBucks and Robucks.
Flower Girl
Ring Security
If you’re invited to our wedding, you already know who David is and how much he means to us.
Ring Security
The man, the myth, the legend. He’ll keep David in line and make sure the rings don’t go missing.