Groom
“This is going to be expensive.”
Bride
“Marcel is so lucky.”
Father of the Groom
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Mother of the Bride
Best Man
“I will pay for your beard.”
Matron of Honor
Groomsman
"You had me at Tequila.”
Matron of Honor
"I can't believe my Cuban Britney Spears is getting married!"
Groomsman
"Do you think there's still time to check my parlays? #blessed”
Bridesmaid
“I just can’t believe Marcel stuck around after Copper 29!”
Groomsman
“There’s a wedding today?”
Bridesmaid
“Are you wearing your first favorite outfit or your second favorite outfit today?”
Groomsman
"Marcel you have the napoleonic complex"... "No I don't, I’m darker than you are"
Bridesmaid
“No hide and seek tonight, Jenny!”
Groomsman
"I just hope they have good bread service.”
Bridesmaid
“Jenny, it’s the size of my pinky!”
Groomsman
"I'll go anywhere you want, except Broward."
Bridesmaid
“My little cousin is getting married!”
Groom
“Marcel there’s no Cuban bread in Dominican Republic.”
Bridesmaid
“*asks 21 questions*”
Groomsman
"Don't be fooled by the rock that she's got- Jenny still holds the #1 spot.”
Bridesmaid
“Thank god you’re marrying someone I like, I was worried there for a bit”
Bridesmaid
“I told you there were more fish in the sea.”