Dearest Gentle Reader, It has come to this author’s attention that a most charming tale of courtship has been unfolding—one that began, quite unassumingly, in April of 2022. Miss Jennifer and Mr. Seth, both scholars of admirable ambition, made one another’s acquaintance whilst attending their respective graduate institutions—she at ETSU and he at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville. From the outset, their attachment was tested by distance, though not, it seems, by doubt. Their first meeting—a modest coffee engagement set between Knoxville and Johnson City—proved far more significant than either could have anticipated. Indeed, it was there that the first sparks of something rather extraordinary were ignited. In the weeks that followed, the pair contrived every excuse to meet again—whether traversing scenic trails or dining together (this author notes a particularly fond recollection involving LongHorn Steakhouse). Yet, as summer arrived, Miss Jennifer was called away to Raleigh, thus increasing the miles between them. Still, their correspondence remained steadfast, proving that even distance cannot deter a determined heart. Upon her return to Tennessee, the pair formalized their attachment, much to the quiet satisfaction of those who had observed their growing affection. Not long thereafter, Miss Jennifer made a most endearing and thoughtful gesture. Recognizing Mr. Seth’s fondness for canine companionship, she presented him with a beagle puppy—Miss Casey Dulce Coomer—who would soon become an inseparable member of their little family. What followed was, by all accounts, a delightful whirlwind of puppy mischief and outdoor adventure. As the year 2023 unfolded, so too did new chapters in their lives. Miss Jennifer, having completed her studies, relocated to western North Carolina to pursue her career in public health. Undeterred, the couple maintained their connection through long journeys and carefully planned visits. Yet, fate had another twist in store: Mr. Seth soon accepted an opportunity that carried him all the way to Houston, Texas. Once again, distance tested their devotion—but daily messages and FaceTime calls ensured their bond only strengthened. Though the separation was no easy matter, their mutual encouragement and unwavering support carried them through. By the close of 2024, after much deliberation—and with the blessing of Miss Jennifer’s family—she made the bold decision to join Mr. Seth in Texas. Together, they began establishing their home, filling their days with exploration, laughter, and shared discovery. In 2025, their affection proved itself most resilient indeed. When Mr. Seth suffered a broken leg in July, it was Miss Jennifer who stood faithfully by his side, tending to him through surgery, recovery, and every trial in between. One might say their vows of “in sickness and in health” were rehearsed well before they were ever spoken. And now, dear reader, we arrive at the most anticipated moment of all. Having secured the blessing of her family in September, Mr. Seth began to plan his proposal with great care—and, one might add, a touch of secrecy. Knowing Miss Jennifer’s fond wish that their beloved Casey be present, he devised the perfect scheme. In November 2025, under the pretense of a weekend escape to Fredericksburg, Texas, Mr. Seth seized his opportunity. With admirable cunning, he encouraged Miss Jennifer to have her nails attended to, while he himself hurried off to procure flowers and make final preparations. Ring in hand, he positioned himself in eager anticipation. At last, Miss Jennifer arrived—greeted, of course, by the enthusiastic chaos of a devoted beagle. Amidst the joyful commotion, Mr. Seth knelt and posed the most important question of all: would she consent to spend the rest of her life by his side? One can only assume, dear reader, that her answer was everything he had hoped for. Yours truly, Lady Beagleton