Matron of Honor
The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
Bridesmaid
The OG Carter B
Bridesmaid
It’s Brittany Bitch
Bridesmaid
Boozy Susie!
Bridesmaid
I’m not just a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom.
Bridesmaid
Cause the girls in the hood are always hard
Bridesmaid
Most likely to get aggressive during a bouquet toss
Junior Bridesmaid
Whatever I’m getting cheese fries...
Flower Girl
Messy bun and getting stuff done
Best Man
I’m not here for a long time. I’m here for a good time!
Groomsman
A cookie is just a cookie but fig newtons are fruit and cake!
Groomsman
Can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit
Groomsman
There are two theories in arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
Groomsman
CAN I GET A HUH-YEAHHH??!!
Groomsman
Visualize and make it happen
Groomsman
Die with memories, not dreams
Ring Bearer
Baaa baaa baaa in the beach
Best Bud
Diabetic but still DTF
Best Woman
Thick girls need lovin 2