Jennifer & Jorden
Wedding Party
Rea Rakosky
Matron of Honor
The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
Brigitte Carter
Bridesmaid
The OG Carter B
Brittany Winchester
Bridesmaid
It’s Brittany Bitch
Susie Neubauer
Bridesmaid
Boozy Susie!
Sally Newton
Bridesmaid
I’m not just a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom.
Laura Simone
Bridesmaid
Cause the girls in the hood are always hard
Betsey Batchelor
Bridesmaid
Most likely to get aggressive during a bouquet toss
Anneliese Gremer
Junior Bridesmaid
Whatever I’m getting cheese fries...
Elena Galera Garcia
Flower Girl
Messy bun and getting stuff done
Josh Newton
Best Man
I’m not here for a long time. I’m here for a good time!
Dave Newton
Groomsman
A cookie is just a cookie but fig newtons are fruit and cake!
Uncle Mike
Groomsman
Can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit
Jon Rakosky
Groomsman
There are two theories in arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
Mitch Muro
Groomsman
CAN I GET A HUH-YEAHHH??!!
Joey Flores
Groomsman
Visualize and make it happen
Mikey Hirohara
Groomsman
Die with memories, not dreams
Kolt Newton
Ring Bearer
Baaa baaa baaa in the beach
Ezeikiel Tobias Wolf
Best Bud
Diabetic but still DTF
Zoey Rachel Wolf
Best Woman
Thick girls need lovin 2