Wedding Party
Cassie Cole
Maid of Honor
Cassie is the world's most trendsetting traveling economist. She will explain to you in English, Spanish, Mandarin, Romanian, Afrikaans, and French how to save on your electricity consumption. She has published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences and other outlets. Don't ask her about the tariffs.
Brayton Noll
Best Man
Brayton went Euro and never went back, recently becoming a DILF. He has published in Nature Human Behavior, and the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, among other outlets. Ask him if crack gloves are aid.
Chelsea Cole
Bridesmaid
Chelsea's athletes medal every single time. She is the heart and soul of Boulder Parks and Rec and our resident chef, belayer, and ski coach. Ask her for culinary blog picks.
Brendan (B-Conn) Connell
Groomsman
Brendan is the world's fastest political scientist. He has published in International Interactions, Political Behavior, and other outlets. Ask him about the impossible trinity.
Haley Montgomery
Bridesmaid
Haley will teach you French without you realizing you're learning. She undoubtedly skis and reads faster than you. Ask her about being a French-speaking American in Italy.
Brooke Bessen
Groomswoman
Brooke will send your project after finishing a 12 hour shift. She has published in the Journal of the American Heart Association. Ask her about your skin condition.
Jacquelyn Cunningham
Bridesmaid
Jacquelyn is Texas's most badass public finance investment banker while raising her remarkable daughter and running marathons, all the while looking more polished than most of us will ever hope to look. Ask her how public schools are funded.
Mark Bessen
Groomsman
Mark is Texas's most underrated smut writer. He has published in Electric Literature, The Offing, and Taco Bell Quarterly, among other outlets. Ask him if LLMs can make literature.
Paige Cole
Flower Girl
Paige loves belly buttons, bubbles, balls, books, hot dogs, and looking adorable. Ask her what Cooper dog says.
Cameron Fukuyama
Ring Bearer
Cam is a future 5.15 climber and Nobel Prize winner. Ask him for a fist bump. Don't get in his way.