Jennifer & Anthony
Wedding Party
Corra
Bridesmaid
The Amazonian Goddess of the party. We were introduced in a play date in our early twenties by her mom. Yup! You read that right! We've been inseparable besties and roomies ever since! Corra has taught me so much since we've known each other from all things Navy to loading a helicopter up with boom-boom sticks to cheese curds.
Ryan
Groomsman
The hottest guy in the party, Ryan Breadstick met the groom in a grimy gym where he turned the groom from skinny runner to muscle hamster. Don't let this beautiful monster among men fool you, he has a huge soft spot for cute Instagram animal videos. Hand this hunk over some clear liquor and he may share some epic stories or show you pictures of his dad's huskies, you never know.
Kiersta
Bridesmaid
The Party Doctor of the...well..Party. We met on a used car lot, I had frizzy hair and a sweater...It was summer. Fast forward and we unearthed an eerie amount of similarities from a love of paint horses to blue sports bikes over tostones and cortaditos. To this day her husband swears I'm just trying to sell her a car.
Nick
Groomsman
The nerd of the party, Nick Wairheim is more of a fragile robot than a human. Chiseled, insanely smart, he is capable of telling 6 angry video game frenzied lads, “Sorry I can't play, I have a 2 paragraph poem I need to write for English class that is due in 2 weeks.” Hydrate this bookworm with some tonic and you will hear him giggle more than a 7 year old boy who heard his gramma fart.
Kalla
Bridesmaid
The Tough Cookie of the party. Also known as Cooks, Biscuit, Cookie Schmookie, and Mother of Fred. We met at an old cuban restaurant where not long after that we became adventure buddies, bonding over trips to the Mariposa Nursery and the farmers market for empanadas and coffee. I've always said she'd be an integral part of my apocalypse team and/or a bar fight.
AJ
Groomsman
The oldest man in the party, Dr J met the groom at the neighborhood pool in Sarasota sometime in the mid 90's. Tall, dark, handsome, and very comical, just slide this slick cat some brews and the dance floor will never be the same.
Jessica
Bridesmaid
The radioactive one of the party. Affectionately known as Yeka, she's the brides cousin. She once convinced the bride that lawn clippings were "herbs" that were useful for spa treatments. Don't ask, but in the brides defense she was only 6 at the time and therefore very trusting of her older cousin. Yeka once placed 1st in her 5k age group without even trying and wasn't even aware of it until we told her.
Josh
Groomsman
The degenerate of the party, James Queensfield met the groom in a small room playing FIFA 16. This card player is able to turn a calm afternoon in a living room in to a battle for your life in El Cajon. Slip him one (preferably a few) and you may end up on a plane direct to Fremont street to scream at the plastic ponies at the Gold Nugget.
Xochitl
Bridesmaid
The Acorn of the party, she's known the bride since they were teens. This little powerhouse is kind but fierce, known for speaking her mind. She's also a ball and known to get a party started out of thin air. Please ask her to do the "fishy dance" and be prepared for a proper giggle.
Bryan
Groomsman
The most facial hair in the party, legend has it Big Bad “Bones” Bryan once had an arrangement to marry the groom if they both reached the age of 40 with availability. Ask the bride in a few years and she may want to strike a deal with you, never give up. A beautiful running stride and personality, don't poke this bear after you crack open a few with him or you will certainly be in a world of emotional hurt.
Andrea
Bridesmaid
The mama bear of the party, the brides younger sister is sunshine wrapped in sass. Get a chance to sit down and get to know this gal cause she'll keep you on the edge of your seat and reeling.
Jack
Groomsman
The renaissance man of the party, Jackie Moon has it all. Looks, wit, a cush job. Fortunately the groom met this “jack” of all trades before the entire school fell in love with him, even the Greek girls. Toss this guy a few cold ones and you are guaranteed to hear a lisp that you can't resist.