Maid of Honor
Rewards herself with a new purse for every hour she works
Bridesmaid
Occasionally eats raw deer meat. Drunk Lauren will probably touch your butt
Bridesmaid
Is the Bobby Flay of hairdressing
Bridesmaid
Might wear a steelers jersey instead of her bridesmaid dress. Will also call you bro
Bridesmaid
Casts spells on you in her free time
Bridesmaid
Has been Irish dancing since she was in the womb
Best Man
Pissed at Jenna for stealing HIS best man
Groomsman
If you received a broken item from UPS, Chris may have been your delivery driver
Groomsman
If the dress code allows it, he's showing up in crocs
Groomsman
Occasionally hits dingers and pulls hamstrings at PSL softball
Groomsman
To help John’s job security, please always double bag your groceries at Giant Eagle
Groomsman
Might end up at the strip club to meet his future wife