Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
The brides sister by choice: “is that jam on your back?”
Best Man
The grooms brother from another mother: “if it don’t work out, he’s mine for taxes”
Bridesmaid
Sister of the bride: “do my makeup like Katy Perry”
Groomsman
From enemies to lovers: “I’m here to support my squirrel”
Bridesmaid
Brides childhood bestie: “friends that throw up together, stay together”
Groomsman
Lost a finger, but gained the groom as a friend: “it’s all fun and games til’ you’re gagging”
Bridesmaid
Trauma bonded with the bride at work and have been besties ever since: “The LPP won’t let me be”
Groomsman
The grooms gaming boyfriend: “I had to put down my keyboard for this”
Bridesmaid
Went from meeting the bride in a bar, to besties, to future sister in law: “Should we take some of their hamburger helper?”
Groomsman
Met the groom in a skatepark in like 2012: “did you check the coffee pot?”