Man of Honor
Commander of the wedding ship by day, ordering everyone Taco Bell by night
Best Man
No room for jokes, he has a lot do as Best Man
Matron of Honor
President of the "Hot Moms Club" & "Girl Farms of America"
Groomsman
Avid Duke fan
Bridesmaid
Arriving to the wedding via Sea Tow
Groomsman
Ask him about his "basement bites"
Bridesmaid
Voted most likely to get kicked out of France
Groomsman
Risk manager (much needed since 2014)
Bridesmaid
Her skills include picking out the best bottle of wine, being your hype woman, and falling asleep on the couch by 9pm
Groomsman
Will be avoiding eating near Jen when she's wearing white (Re: Exiles wing fiasco of 2023)
Bridesmaid
If you see a flying purse it might be hers. Take good care of it!
Groomsman
Voted most introverted member of the wedding party
Bridesmaid
Rumor has it that there's never been a bottle of tequila she hasn't liked
Groomsman
Nick's road trip companion since 1994
Bridesmaid
In-house workout instructor (get ready to run laps)
Groomsman
No, he does NOT play basketball.
Bridesmaid
Your Nana's favorite challah baker
Groomsman
Legally goes by Josh but will only respond to "J Balla"
Bridesmaid
On-site physician (OBGYN only sorry guys)
Groomsman
Now taking wagers for how many of his shirt buttons remain fastened by the end of the night (over/under 3).