On Earth. More specifically, 2139 Allisona Rd, Eagleville, TN 37060. Google Maps is your friend. So is arriving on time.
Not 30 minutes late like it’s brunch. Aim for 15–30 minutes early so you can get seated, take selfies, and NOT be that person awkwardly walking in during the vows.
Yes! There is parking onsite - so no need to Uber unless you're planning to pregame in the backseat. Just follow the signs, the crowd, or your GPS (because we know you’re not using a paper map in 2025). Pro tip: Don’t park like it's Black Friday - leave space for others.
Only with your eyeballs. We’re having an unplugged ceremony, so put the phone down and be present - it’s like real-life Instagram, but with feelings.
Whoa there, influencer. As much as we love your selfie game, please hold off on posting any wedding photos until Wesley & Jena have had their moment to shine first. #RespectTheReveal
That, dear guest, is entirely up to whatever mood the weather gods are in. Sun? We’re outdoors living Jena's Pinterest dreams. Rain? We’re taking it inside and pretending it was the plan all along.
Think “wedding guest,” not “Netflix and sweatpants.” If it helps, pretend the paparazzi might be there. Dress cute, leave the Crocs at home.
It’s not your wedding… so no, you may not wear white. But by all means, go ahead - just know that doing so automatically enrolls you in the Red Wine Splash Experience™, and we do not offer refunds or dry cleaning. 💅
Wesley - Fuck no. Jena - Absolutely not.
Is the sky blue? Of course there’s an open bar. Just pace yourself - we want dancing, not ambulance lights.
Oh yes. We’re not monsters. There will be food, and it will be delicious. Come hungry, leave full (and maybe slightly buzzed).
Only if you told us on your invite, we don't want no hooligans you've only known for a week.
Email us. Text us. Send a carrier pigeon. But if the answer is already on this page and you still ask, we might lovingly mock you in our group chat.