FAQs

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Where will I park at the Church? At the reception?

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There is a parking lot beside the Church, for a small fee. There is valet parking at the Hilton Hotel ($5 per vehicle for the event, or $15 dollars for overnight parking).

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What if I have allergies/dietary restrictions?

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Dinner will be a buffet with various food options to meet these concerns.

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Please send any additional questions or messages to stongnoah@gmail.com

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What did the groom say when he spent $500 to rent a limousine, then realized he had to hire the driver separately?

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“I spent all that money, and I have nothing to chauffeur it."

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Did you hear about the two cellphones that got married?

Answer

The reception was excellent.

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What’s the worst kind of cake to have at your wedding?

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The kind that fell on the floor.

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Why did the vegetarian couple hire a DJ for their wedding?

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So he could turnip the beets.

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Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb?

Answer

He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”

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Did you hear about the florists who got married?

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It was an arranged marriage.