After meeting through the dark inter-web (Bumble) like most 21st century house hermits and anti-social bees do; Andy (A Decent Looking Knight) on a Hero's Journey for love and Jeanna (A Princess Hidden in Plain Clothes) the Damsel in Distress, agreed to have their first meeting at the local tavern for some billiards, brews, and bodacious blandish. He picked her up like any gentleman would in his most trusted and impressive steed, which had more "horsepower" than she was used to and had her clinging on to her britches on the ride to the Tavern. She wondered for a moment if he might be too deviant and wild for her taste, but she felt a great sense of peace and safety as he reached for her hand when he noticed her worry. In this moment she remembered how romantically he opened the door for her and buckled her in ensuring her safety beforehand. After a cordial time at the Tavern where they each displayed many mystical qualities that they each endeared about the other, they decided to go for some hot chicken at a nearby diner. It was here where the overly confident knight in an ultimate display of courage and chivalry ordered the ghost pepper chicken to show his "to be fair lady" that he was no common jester nor shy of a difficult challenge. She was equally impressed as she was concerned yet also tried her luck with some slightly less hot chicken as she was no average princess herself. With burning mouths and burning desire they knew they had something hotter than the chicken between the two of them that night. Fast forward several fortnights later... After boldly determining that the Knight had no nefarious intentions, him diligently and faithfully courting for her love, and each falling deeply in love with the other; The Princess and The Sterling Knight decided to join their kingdoms and furry dragons so they could begin the next chapter of their happily ever after. FIN.