Bride
“Tell your friends you love them… Tell them a lot… make it weird”
Groom
“A WHITE MAN??? NO…..TYPICAL”
Maid of Honor
"I don’t need to get a life. I’m a gamer… I have lots of lives."
Best Man
“I'm classy, never trashy…but always a little nasty.”
Junior Maid of Honor
"I didn’t get to take school off for this but I don’t have to pay for anything so win."
Groomsman
"We're not twins! Ugh!"
Bridesmaid
“Likes Thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion.” - 10 Things I Hate About You & Rachel
Groomswoman
“It's a really kickass sunny day outside today, man.”
Bridesman
"I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
Groomswoman
“Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.”
Bridesmaid
"Bringing charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to the party."
Groomsman
"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing."
Bridesmaid
“Idk I’m drawing blanks over here. Pinterest is no help.”
Groomsman
"I did not burn down Cactus Jack's."
Bridesmaid
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."