Groom
Robbing the cradle.
Bride
Robbing the grave.
Best Man
Half asian, half awesome.
Maid of Honor
Ride or die since day 1.
Groomsman
He's the littler big brother.
Bridesmaid
We were once musical.ly famous.
Groomsman
I like chicken tenders and popper sauce.
Bridesmaid
OG car ride karaoke partner.
Groomsman
If our relationship was a child, it would be starting to take its first steps.
Bridesmaid
We go together like movie nights and crocheting.
Junior Bridesmaid
Red headed adopted child.
Junior Bridesmaid
You all are plain bagels and I'm a sprinkled donut.
Parents of the Groom
We can never get rid of JD.
Parents of the Bride
Keep your hands off my daughter.