Maid of Honor
Better than neighbors, closer than sisters, Lisa is the human Caitlyns dog loves best and she predicted this marriage on JD and Caitlyns first date. She's been there since the beginning and has the apocalypse plan to see us through the end.
Best Man
James is J.D.'s oldest friend. They played basketball together as youths and after the youthfulness left their knees they enjoy watching it. Fact - the only coleslaw J.D. has willingly eaten in his LIFE was made by James. That's friendship, people.