Maid of Honor
The right side of the Bride's brain, if found together.. most likely doing something they shouldn't
Best Man
The brother that neither his or the Groom's parents ever wanted
Bridesmaid
It is questionable whether the Bride talks to this girl more than the Bride talks to the Groom
Groomsman
Groom's college roommate, claimed to be allergic to garbage, and had a Sheetz in Erie named after him
Bridesmaid
The Bride and Groom's Favorite Third Wheel
Groomsman
Unfortunately the Groom's other college roommate. Was bullied into living in the closet off the kitchen - "Ur good"
Bridesmaid
She's the only reason the Bride made it through college...
Groomsman
The best athletic trainer that Erie, PA has ever produced.
Bridesmaid
Catch her at the wedding "lookin' like a snack"
Groomsman
Kid thinks he's cool because O.A.R slid into his DMs one time....once
Bridesmaid
Best DD this side of the Mississippi. She was Uber before there was Uber.
Groomsman
If you catch him with a tie on his head at the wedding, cut him off!
Bridesmaid
John Potter's second biggest fan
Groomsman
John Potter's biggest fan
Flower Girl
Stole the Bride’s title as the “baby doll” in the family
Ring Bearer
Still too young to realize the crazy family he was born into