Matron of Honor
The one who I couldn't live with growing up, but couldn't imagine living without now!
Best Man
The one who married a baby goat; also known as Capt'n Gooner.
Maid of Honor
The one who opened her front door and told me to "get out" on our first play date 29 years ago; also known as Zoid.
Groomsman
The one who got all the musical talent in the family and started a band; also known as DMart.
Bridesmaid
The one who set me up with Zoid.
Groomsman
The one who always went by his last name in college; also occasionally found hiding behind the maintenance.
Bridesmaid
The one who falls off benches and out of chairs after too many "Brookie Specials". Also married to The Chaunce.
Groomsman
The one who will request "Take Me Home, Country Roads" from our DJ; also known as K-Swiss.
Bridesmaid
The one who would come over, eat everything in my house and still say she was hungry.
Groomsman
The one who is most likely to take off his shirt; also known as "Bro-dozer".
Bridesmaid
The one with the turtles.
Groomsman
The one who does everything "special"; also considers gabagool a delicacy.
Bridesmaid
The one who loves Mike's Hard Lemonade so much she married a guy named Mike.
Groomsman
The one who is always designated fire wench; also believes the solution to every problem is a bigger hammer.
Bridesmaid
The one who always got me in trouble. Also known as the one who couldn't sneak past Paul.
Groomsman
The one who always says, "twenty bucks, is twenty bucks"; also a sailor, so he must be a good man.
Reader
The one who gave up teaching to do something Truly magnificent.
Reader
The one who doesn't go by her real name; also makes a mean "Brookie Special".